I like your face

if dan and phil were real do you think they'd still be gay

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i love how dan and phil are constantly like "we fuck. we love to fuck each other. we do this all of the time. sucking dick and eating ass and anal sex are so fun!" but even a VAGUE implication of them kissing is WAYYYY too scandalous for us to hear about so far. they've only allowed the slightest implication of cuddles, kissing is like phan 4th base

my fuckin cat

THE SUN

a turtleduck

Jim and Nomura… and Enrique… in the dark lands 💔 fahhhhh

Luigi Mangione 🤤

Elder faerieeeee

MR BURNS IN A MARILYN MONROE DRESS god damn 😍

my axolotl

Dan and Phil. This is very funny considering that dream Phil had about being stuck in an elevator

All of the dead poets society

My dad and siblings 😭

Ritsu kageyama, I’m walking out of there with four of my limbs signed bro I am NOT missing out on an opportunity like that

v1 ultrakill. im going to fucking die

Taka and Mondo from danganronpa v1 im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

"i feel like sometimes we have met in a dream" im going to hit something with a big hammer within the next 8 minutes

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

“we’ve never had a party for our relationship” motherfucker you’ve had a world tour for your relationship three times

the reason queer people have the rainbow as our flag is because i’m going to cry so hard for the entire month of june because it’s dan and phil’s first pride month as an out couple that it’s gonna cause a flood. #phact