Aim For The Juicebox

@eugenedabs let’s move to Nevada

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

The population of Jacksonville alone is about 4x bigger than the entire population of my home county.

My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.

Yeah england is a joke

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

H…how does it know?

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

What a beautiful day, what a beautiful me!…

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