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ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?