ilya: [lighting a cigarette with a backwards hat on, covered in sweat, flushed from dancing in the club] you having fun, moya lyubov'?
shane, drunkenly: could yuo put that out on me

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ilya: [lighting a cigarette with a backwards hat on, covered in sweat, flushed from dancing in the club] you having fun, moya lyubov'?
shane, drunkenly: could yuo put that out on me

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secondhand smoke | chapter one
Shane Hollander has spent the better part of the last five years knocking out hit after hit for the Assassin's Guild and becoming one of the most lethal agents in the business. After a series of unprecedented, wildly successful cases across the country, his boss pulls him off the active case roster for eight months. He's been keeping tabs on the Boston Bratva for years and has finally deemed Shane ready to take out their leader, Morpheus.
The only problem is that undercover agents have been able to turn up little to no information regarding Morpheus's identity. The only information the Guild has been able to dredge up is the name of one of their business fronts: a sophisticated private nightclub called Nyx, and the name of its director, bratva member Ilya Rozanov.
or: Ilya is a low ranking member of the Russian mafia and Shane is the assassin hired to kill his boss.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/77985006/chapters/204352776
hollanov au where shane and ilya meet at a bar and like fifteen people ask for ilya’s number and he obliges every time.
when they text him the next day he responds to all of them, “is this shane?”
here DAMN
I don’t have a full fledged fic in me, but if you do please take it and run
“Is this Shane?”
The first thing he notices is the blinding light pouring in from the windows across the bedroom. Clearly he forgot to pull the curtains shut when finally stumbled home at 2 a.m. 3 a.m.? Was the sun out yet?
He doesn’t know.
The second thing he notices is the incessant pinging of the text tone on his phone.
He glances at the time, 8:45 a.m.
Jesus.
What could his friends possibly be so worked up over so early in the morning?
He swats at his nightstand and fumbles for his phone. Fully prepared to throw their aptly named “bros n hoes” group chat on Do Not Disturb.
But it’s not the group chat at all actually.
hollanov au where shane and ilya meet at a bar and like fifteen people ask for ilya’s number and he obliges every time.
when they text him the next day he responds to all of them, “is this shane?”
One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️
call that the Hollander Goodbye
thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏
Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic

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I feel like I've seen several posts about how good Shane is at poker and I firmly subscribe to that belief but here's what I find interesting. Playing poker against Shane is when Ilya realises that Shane actually isn't a bad liar. He's just bad at hiding his desire from Ilya. Actually, when playing against him he has no fucking tells. None at all. And Ilya knows him. He knows his face. He knows how to read him. He recognises every minute shift of his features. He has every microexpression catalogued. And yet. Shane. keeps. winning. Ilya tries everything, every trick in the book. He tries to distract Shane, tries to catch him off guard, tries to intimidate him but with every attempt the only the only thing he manages is to rile Shane up and so he's sitting across the table from him and the only thing Ilya can read in his expression is that he is definitely hard and desperately trying to cover that fact up and he really is horrible at hiding it but Ilya still doesn't know if he's fucking lying about his cards.
my shane !! my shane !!
I’m really not convinced Shane Hollander, bottom of all time, will chafe in the slightest to having his husband be his captain. what’s that? you get to relinquish responsibility to your dominant partner & continue playing the game you love with the love of your life? that really does something for you? oh I’m sure.
that being said it’s a complete toss up whether experiencing his first Ilya Rozanov pre-game hype-up speech will imbue him with the adrenaline and physical strength of a mother lifting a car off her child or make him so horny he blacks out a little and has to put his head between his knees before getting on the ice. jury’s still out.

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bringing sexy so back
i think ilya rozanov would love the phrase 'skill issue'
More hollanov as textposts:
Jeanette Winterson, from Weight: The Myth of Atlas and Heracles, originally published in 2005
Shane's secret locked porn folder on his phone is just screenshots of Ilya grinning post fights with bloody teeth.

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HEATED RIVALRY 1.05 | 1.06
ilyas always saying my shane what about shane saying my ilya…