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(Talking to the melon)

Oh thank the nine I thought you were gonna carve me up

The best cryptid.

Can I get a Kitchen Entity?

They're orange, and they're orange.

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

I’m reminded of the fact that English can do German-esque word formation but only in a comic register.

They are ready for war

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

Blue Cube.

You gonna eat these too?

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

This pun physically hurts.

Wait what if the coke salmon get eaten by bears?

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

@evilwizard was it you they hired?

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

No and I don't want to

The cutest fucking things

AAAAAAAAAAA