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not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

my birthday is in july! :)

You're hotter and more loveable than your mean brain thinks you are

hey everybody this sick fuck likes to eat his m&ms without sorting them into a color occurrence frequency bar graph on a horizontal surface first so he can make sure to eat them in order of most to least common. we should kill him

reading Straight People Takes about griddlehark is very funny to me because like,, none of them understand it. sometimes you're in a hard-to-define pseudo-romantic relationship with your worst enemy/only friend/roommate/chosen one/childhood plague survivor/bodyguard/closest confidant/ride or die soulmate/self-proclaimed parent murderer. that's literally just how queer women are