Roseanna

it was supposed to be just another night. Some small crime ring to break up, nothing big. Jason parked the bike not far from the criminals base of operations. He took his keys with him, he wasn't stupid it was crime alley after all, taking down the base had been easy, 20 minutes tops. No, the problem was returning to his bike.

Jason turned the corner, spinning the keys in one gloved hand only to find...a kid. No older than 15 trying to hijack his precious baby! His motorcycle. What the fuck kid???

"hey! What the fuck are you doing! Listen I know crime alley is tough but you can't just-" his voice cut off as the boy turned around...he looked just like Jason did at 15. ... except his hair was styled stupidly, and ...was that a fake scar? What...the fuck?

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The last thing gundham remembered was dying. A villainous end. ...the terrifying feel of his own blood spilling on the ground. The next time he opened his eyes ...he was in an ally way (gross) in a city he didn't recognize. Of course his first instinct was to check for his beloved generals

"san-d, cham-p, maga-z, jum-p? Have you joined me in this mortal plane my loyal generals?" Finding the hamsters tucked safely into his scarf, fast asleep, he felt a wave of relief.

"humph. I suppose I am not fully abandoned by the mortal plane. ...now, to explore this future domain before I conquer it myself." Stepping out into the streets he wrinkled his nose at the smell of pollution, how foul. Humanity once again placing itself above the rest of the world. Despicable. Walking around a little more he spotted a motorcycle on the side of the road. All black with red accents, clearly custom built...it called to him. ...and seeing as it was unattended and calling to it's true master...he set on figuring out how to hijack the bike. ...not very successfully. He wasn't a machine person.

His head whipped around, hearing a voice and being greeted by the visage of a full red motorcycle helmet wearing man in a leather jacket

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Jason was...confused as fuck. Especially when the kid started talking

"HOW DARE YOU INTUDE ON I, THE GREAT GUNDHAM TANAKA, OVERLORD OF ICE, DARK PRINCE OF THE SHADOWRELM-"

AHHHH look at him!!!! He's so cute and squishy and RAAAAA. I love him so much. He deserves the WORLD. there's something about men that go bright red at the smallest things that make me giggle and kick my feet. His route is my favorite. I too wish to live in the forest with my bear husband, and his chickens and dog. Smh. Life could be great.

My ship opinions are a little funky for my favorite little boy. I personally don't really ship him with anyone??? Give my boy some friends first...and I'll be his rar~ JK lol. Of the three ships I see the most, Sonia, kazuichi, and fuyuhiko. I like gundham x Sonia the least sorry. I can totally see them as friends but their relationship came out of left field for me. Plus, I never really got into sonia's personality and I believe gundham needs himself a FREAK.

For kaz x gundham...i don't hate it lol? I think it would be a really fun dynamic, especially if we play up the "kaz doesn't know he's gay yet" route. Also rivals to lovers except Gundham dosent know he's in a rivalry 😭

For fuyuhiko x Gundham I've got middle feelings about it. I thought they could have been a really cool pair friends wize, and also I think it would have been funny if fuyuhiko got the devas instead (poor fuyu leave him alone he's lost everything 😭)

Oh I LOVE her. The way she moves like a fluttering bird and a mannequin at the same time? Her voice being this mix of haunting soprano and aggressive alto is beautiful. I love that she cannot remember herself, as if the fact that nobody else knows who she is affects her own perception of identity. Her balled is hauntingly beautiful, and I love that how we meet her makes her look like she's beheaded!