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LOVE THIS

Kick ass ladies in armour are a BEAUTIFUL SIGHT

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. PAINTING URGES.

Witch Self Care is doing 6 shots of moon-blessed vodka and snorting an entire salt circle before getting into a fight with the moon’s reflection in a puddle and losing.

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

ppl are reblogging this saying it is “such a straight fuckboy thing 2 say” so i would just like 2 announce….,,,…..,. im a girl

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok