Pero, like

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

none of us wanna roll on the floor, our knees are getting too stiff for that kind of shenanigans

Care bear stare but from a cat that is indifferent

i would like everyone to know this is the scene where spongebobs burger absolutely kicks king neptunes ass

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

why not both

Tell me you haven't washed a sink in your life without telling me that you haven't washed a sink in your life

did. did mike ever find out his d&d club leader got framed for murder and brutally murdered by a swarm of bats or did everybody just forget to tell him

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo