phone go crunch

they should invent a kind of going outside that doesn’t cost money

i love disabling notifications i love turning off autocorrect i love turning off autocaps i love appearing offline i love not syncing contacts i love not signing up with my phone number

Wait the middle bedroom literally has no windows

Building this house in the sims and timing how long it takes a sim to get from the master bedroom to the sidewalk to go to work (he misses his entire shift)

this is a saw trap

The house was designed by the people who made the IKEA showroom floors

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

Learning a language that doesn't use the same writing system as your native one is so fun because they change the font and you're doomed

People who shit on Duolingo as a learning method are the bane of my existence. No, Duo won't make you fluent. But, it is a GREAT tool for BEGINNERS, especially those who find it difficult to study with traditional methods.

friendly reminder that you're allowed to need people, in fact everyone needs people. needing the company of others does not make you weak. spending time with other people is how we learn and grow.

milk-thistle is an example of a word where the tongue barely moves… basilica is an example of a word where the movement involved is like a seesaw. opium as a word is circular to say. to say a word like violence involves a bit of a forced pause in the mouth where the o connecting the syllables is. etymologists trace the word’s history, poets feel the word’s impact, singers listen to the word’s musicality, linguists tell the word to go this way and that way, and the word is gracious to all in return

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave