lmao

life would be so different if i was a beaver at a zoo but then again some things would also stay the same

if this was not a carly song i would not reblog but i am forced to

The pride flag reveal….. I cannot

did anyone else think he fuckin inhaled a piece of confetti

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

which one is which

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that