idk

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

there should be more phoneme shifts happening… more rebracketings… there's still time for the english language to evolve… i hope to see the advent of "I wrote a nardicle" in my lifetime

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

brevity is the soul of wit but it's also the trait of a guy who got kicked in the head by a horse and now doesn't wanna say anything anymore because the willpower it takes to conjure the skills to create verbal plasticity depletes and exhausts him. and he understands in a way it's better to be silent. or as close to silence as anyone else can tolerate

my son... lives at home. no romantic prospects. no job. spends all day on the damn computer, looking at railway infrastructure. and gay porn. i realized all the fake chemicals in foods, were making him gay, and somewhat autistic as well. so i put him on the paleo diet. no pesticides, no GMO, just bitter herbs, honey, and game meat. well, it made her transgender, which kind of fixed the gay part, since now watching men rail each other, its technically straight. she still spends all day on the damn computer, so i took her in for acupuncture, chiropracture, oil pulling, arometherapy. i notice she expanded her interests from just railway infrastructure, to include: bombings. gas attacks. fringe politics. blueprints of federal builings. and she's making friends. they came to our house a while ago, asking if she could play. black suits. very sharp. polite. i think the homeopathy is working. i think it's working.

i’m naming my daughter Ideology to indicate that i have beliefs (chic) but not what they are (fabulous through mystery)

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too