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Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

I know where we’re going guys

This requires entirely too much physical activity.

Everyone has a very distinct memory or feeling attached to Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz and honestly I think that’s rather sexy of life

You know what I mean 😘

netflib ‘bout ended me. 😭

We were gonna be pancakefuxers & sauce but they told us to stop doing that to the batter so we Quitfuxing

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

Happy birthday to my favorite comic in the world

There is absolutely no attempt at seduction in these advertisements. We are given no reason to think this coffee is actually any good. The only motivation we are given to drink this coffee is fear.

Better drink it up hombre🐸