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Usopp: Lmao same.

Nami: Someone told a joke?

Zoro: Oh, no, I’m actually dying.

Zoro: The lol was a reflex.

Chopper: You’re WHAT?!

Franky: You’re going to send me to an early grave. What do you mean, Zoro?

Zoro: *sends a blurry pic of him slumped against a wall bleeding out*

Whatever she had planned for them didn’t pan out, but she never ordered her minions to stop collecting them; by the time it became clear that the project was a no-go, expectations had already been set, and when you’re the Queen of the Fairies you can’t very well admit to having a bad idea.

(Everyone’s a little worried about the Baron of Autumn, who specializes in bespoke Orphan’s Tears.) 

Village residents are suddenly compelled to speak in rhyme, but most of them are lousy poets, so in practice they’re just unable to communicate effectively (this one works even if the GM is bad at improvising rhyming dialogue, since the premise takes that into account)

Certain villagers’ personalities are warped into archetypal heroes and villains, without the skills to go with it, so you basically end up with Batman theme villains; e.g., a villainous shoemaker who devises dastardly shoe-related crimes

Domestic animals begin behaving as folkloric guardians and tricksters; e.g., a chicken who won’t let you gather her eggs unless you successfully answer her three riddles, and devours you if you fail

Formerly harmless rituals and superstitions become efficacious, e.g., a rash of seemingly unconnected people all getting hit with the same curse, the common thread being that they all walked under the same ladder at some point

Local tradespeople become supernaturally effective at their trades in awkward or inconvenient ways, e.g., the village piemaker begins unwittingly baking pies that act as magic potions with a variety of exciting and undocumented effects

For bonus points, have each incident be amenable to its own targeted cure or solution that doesn’t obviously point back to the water supply. If you’re running a town-centric campaign (e.g., perhaps using a system like Beyond the Wall and Other Adventures), you could squeeze a whole series of investigative scenarios out of this bullshit before the players figure out what’s going on.

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

like, sure he’ll act as a human shield, but he doesn’t have to wait for a dude to tire himself out or let his guard down. he can just pick him up without having to worry about hurting him, or the guy hurting himself. no amount of flailing will get superman to drop your dumb ass headfirst on the concrete. he’s just going to set you down over here and also you’re tied up now. that happened when you blinked. in an extreme situation he might have to flick someone in the sternum.

batman doesn’t have those options. the number of things batman can do to disable a hostile combatant that don’t involve concussions are limited in ways that they are not for superman (mostly for batman they involve a lot of bolos or finding ways to cuff people to things or trap them in rooms) (you don’t just drug strangers, you don’t know what meds they’re on, that’s dangerous, what’s wrong with you). so he’s got to take a lot of hits without necessarily dishing them out while he looks for a chance to knock a guy on his ass without knocking his brain against his skull.

Do they have the fantasy clothes and everything or is it just like, “I like to steal things and am a sneaky robber asshole but also I go to high school”

No, no fantasy outfits or magic powers or anything – it’s just the archetypes. e.g.,:

the dumb as fuck yet weirdly charming gym rat who has an encyclopedic knowledge of human anatomy and physiology, but doesn’t know what a caterpillar is (barbarian)

the smug guitar chick who has apparently had sex with nearly every other named character at one point or another (bard)

the social justice crusader who holds herself to excruciatingly high standards of personal conduct, but is somehow completely oblivious to the fact that all of her friends are total reprobates (paladin)

the disreputably well-dressed one who stealths into every scene when nobody’s watching and is never not shoplifting something (rogue)

I really want to see the rest of the list

I don’t have time to do a proper job of it right now, but to spitball a few possibilities for the remaining slots:

the young lady who tried to join the army straight out of high school, but bombed basic training due to unspecified “disciplinary issues” (fighter)

the bookish and profoundly sleep-deprived chemistry major who you’re pretty sure is abusing her laboratory privileges to cook up a little something for personal use (wizard)

Grapefruit ain’t that good.

But your health is.

Reigen: Do you have the finnical means for that

Villain:…wha-

Reigen: How can you rule the world without a budget you need to be able to feed people and house then or else you want have citizens.

Villain: I uh-

Reigen: What’s your form of government anyway? Communism, democracy, dictatorship? Man get your life together first. Learn how to do your taxes then think about world domination