Quintessential Defenestration

Porglo Ren

I agree with others that this isn’t meant to be romantic, at least not the verses. I think this is still a really harrowing song that’s pointed at the media for chasing her love life so hard and for some of the shit they say. 

“you’re against censorship, but you complain about how women are drawn in comics, that’s hypocritical”

well you see friend, the problem here is you have mixed up CENSORSHIP and QUALITY CONTROL

i don’t think the government should stop you from drawing whatever you fucking well please, even if it’s spider woman’s cameltoe in a pose you traced from porn

please do feel free to draw and publish your own special comic “all the female heroes strung out on E and ready for anal” on your own time

just like i feel free to write the winter soldier sucking captain america’s dick on any given day, that is how fans do, it’s totally ok

but don’t be surprised when people can tell it’s your special fanboy bathroom reading even if you’re a paid artist for marvel or dc because buddy we know what that looks like and you’re not fooling anyone

CENSORSHIP is when your art is illegal

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the administration have decided that the press briefing will now include the reading of Trump fan mail. 

It should go without saying that this is not the purpose of press briefings and when reporters tried to ask Huckabee Sanders about the new transgender military ban she refused to respond. Even threatening to end the briefing. Instead the press briefing was spent reading a 9 year old’s letter to Trump and responding to the child’s letter, which she then published for the public:

For those who can’t read it:

Dear President Trump,

My name is Dylan [redacted] but every body calls me Pickle. I’m 9 years old and you are my fovrit President. I like you so much I had a birthday about you. My cake was the shape of your hat. How old are you? How big is the White Hose? How much monny do you have? I don’t now why people don’t like you. You seme nice can we be friends. My pitcher is in here so if you see me you can say hi. 

Your friend Dylan.

Obviously many journalists and reporters were annoyed with this, one correspondent from New York Magazine explains: