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The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

Bullshit I challenge you to explain one evil thing waluigi has ever done

stole my heart

i just wanna suck your dick and see you smile

okay i need a boo w this energy

distance yourself for a bit, you’ll realize a lot

i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me

But when vegans feel this way about meat y’all hurt 🤗

Somehow. Some way. You brought up veganism. In a discussion about second hand smoke.

what you gonna get? secondhand meat?

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

A cinematic masterpiece.

For a minute i thought these were last words

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

tomorrow is the Day

tomorrow…

no more joke…………….

eat them NOW

the internet should be funny animal pictures and thats it!