haunted leather jacket

[shaking, terrified] so anybody know if we got couch next week

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

oooo we eelin

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

Grocery shopping is probably the worst thing that can happen to someone

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

idk I think this ultimately comes back to the obsession with the idea that the videogame is an inherently juvenile storytelling form, and that games are somehow incomplete versions of themselves. it seems very silly but many people truly believe that games cannot and never have effectively told stories. the conclusion being that a game that does have a compelling story must reach its apotheosis in a live-action TV or movie adaptation. but the fact is the game is a game in the first place bc in fact that was the most appropriate vehicle for delivering its story. i have story ideas that i know i can't write because i genuinely feel they'd only work as games or shows, not as books. different stories require different deliveries. i'm so sick of his obsession with live action adaptations being the final and best version of games and animated productions. beyond irritating.

I usually hate seeing people being stiffed for their labor but I think it’s very funny ICE agents have not been getting their $50k sign on bonus, many are still waiting for their healthcare benefits to kick in and some are complaining they haven’t been getting their paychecks. You sold your soul to the Exploiting and Abusing People Agency and they started exploiting you too? Wow. Crazy.