In even greater seriousness I’m actually kidding about being a hashtag influencer bc I have nada skills. I thrived on this platform bc text posts required.. minimal effort

In all seriousness though, I super regret investing so much of my prime #influencer years on this platform which has died, instead of Instagram or Twitter

I haven’t logged on in so long. Is anyone even on tumblr anymore ?? Also why is this app so hard to navigate or am I just old now

college is putting on perfume instead of showering and chewing gum instead of brushing ur teeth

I’m so ambivalent about celebrities giving their political opinions because on one hand it’s so good that they’re using their visibility to speak on issues but on the other hand do I really care what anne hathaway has to say about politics

is there a goodreads but for movies

I saw a video on Facebook about brownies and I'm pretty sure I almost had an orgasm