The audacity of my brain… giving me perfect dialogue while I’m showering, and then going completely blank the second I open a Google Doc. Like, thank you so much for nothing.

Assad Zaman told Autumn Bottom Brown that he reads your fanfiction, and that's how I know the internet will be shutting down permanently at midnight, EDT.

Sometimes i like to fantasize about people i love finding out that I have been brutally murdered and how they would react