open up, sweetheart

ACD canon feedists come get your juice!!!

no it's quite necessary that i force feed him until his breathing is labored and his shirt has ridden up. that's literally the only way to take care of him and make sure he has enough food haha. this is very normal nurturing behavior what are you talking about

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

every time I eat a sugary treat people should be allowed to grab my belly and tell me I should probably cut back while also offering me a second or perhaps third sugary treat. for no particular reason

*sexting* I want to take care of you

Yes hello, 1000 golden gainer wonka bars to the first person to send me a link where I can watch the key lime pie thing

stuffing in jeans is soooo… you have to undo the button and unzip almost immediately as you start to eat, with a sigh of relief and a few burps, freed from the soft gut now spilling out onto your lap. you’re still aware of the friction on your hips and thighs, that tight, snug feeling. denim just doesn’t have enough give. you keep eating, and pretty soon even the pull of the opened zipper is digging into your soft underbelly, cold and sharp, forcing you to wiggle your jeans further down your hips, exposing your underwear. maybe you discard them completely as you continue to eat, but not without the nagging thought at the back of your mind that soon you won’t be able to button those jeans ever again.