Queerly Liable

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

worst part is the first gender is randomised

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

This is a game changer. 

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

making a dwarf grandma how’s ur night going guys