the glowing hate orb

Ok then raise your shield of ignorance and let the truth break against it like the sea on dull rocks. Bitch

not to be dramatic but when will i join a secret society that exists vaguely timelessly where everyone communicates with pretentious quotes

some people are really like “i miss raves 😫” during this lockdown like damn dude just throw back some ket turn your lights off and throw a fork in the microwave

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

getting put into an induced coma until the vibes are right 

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon