quietly queer

they hate me because im gay :/ also i have been murdering the locals but mostly because of the gay thing

this is basically the plot of Dracula

#the way they scatter and draw weapons when someone approaches reminds me of nature documentaries via @banditchika

#can hear the david attenborough narration now#“there is safety in numbers- but even in flock the wild sabrina's are on edge- poised to defend themselves from even the slightest threat”#“the first disruption of their social bonding is a false alarm- merely a fellow sabrina eager to join the flock”#“the second disruption however comes as a surprise to everyone”#“have the sabrinas finally attracted an actual threat?”#“no. it's a lone miku.”#“this strange newcomer poses no danger to a flock of this size and seems in fact eager to join with them.”#“but the display dance the miku has learned is completely unknown to the sabrinas.”#“the flock takes a moment to study the interloper”#“and then. in almost perfect harmony”#“the sabrinas obliterate it” (tags via @a-dauntless-daffodil)

My favorite was on the week this happened, watching Sabrina after Sabrina post their POV of the event. And then the Miku posted. Oh, the yelling and the slightly different angles.

This is GORGEOUS holy crap

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

She’s everything

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

Gonna call me finally accepting my disability my “dramatic sickly bitch” era

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you