Just another angry queer

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

Log on. Display mental illness. Sexualize the fictional murderer.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

the world is my cuck chair

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

when there’s leaves and flower buds at the function

You all may think i'm kidding but I would fuck Kermit.

Yes, the frog.

welsh people who vote reform i am coming to kill you with bricks and shovels