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Belated International Women’s Day

All women are beautiful in any shape, form, size, color and flavor, and them, like every living being deserves respect not just one day, but everyday.

‘Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?’

‘Hans Andersen’s fairy tales’ with illustrations by W. Heath Robinson. First published in 1913, reissued in 1917 by Constable & Co., London.

102 y/o Dancer Sees Herself on Film for the First Time

American Gods - Chris Buzelli

PREHISTORIC 

[adjective] 

1. of or relating to the time or a period prior to recorded history. 

2. Slang. outdated; passé. 

Etymology: from pre- or prae-, a prefix occurring originally in loanwords from Latin where it meant “before” + historic, from Latin historicus < Greek historikós, “historical, scientific”, equivalent to histor(ía), “inquiry”.

“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”

“Nice job breaking it, hero”

“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”

“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”

“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”

“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”

“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”