Queer As In Fuck You

wow you freaks really like this one huh?? i have more ideas about bones and hand and organs and this was the most tame one,, so get ready

occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

people will ship two guys who are soldiers in a space war or in a horror movie with a supernatural killer, and you people expect me to think they’re spending the time douching and stretching (esp bc it’s always the bottom’s first time in these dumbass fics) so that they can have missionary anal sex in the cockpit or in the middle of the woods. give me a fucking break. they’re frotting.

don’t even get me started on how ppl talk about lesbian tops and bottoms……………..

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

oh wait yeah i was gonna post boob pics i took together w that video i forgor

"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

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