it's ya boi

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

YAYY

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

Get to know your neighbors, people.

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

very few things will make you feel as free as going on walks at night

unfortunately there are the horrors (men)

i love lifting really heavy objects with a people and going " 1 2 3" LMFAOOOOOO

does anyone know if we have Being Afraid tomorrow

Nooo its just a tramp stamp of a zombie bite haha :) swats your hand away with inhuman strength that surprises even me

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

None of those things have anything to do with each other

vice news writers have not been to college

Me either, but I still know how to write an article