bby phillip

phil lester - there’s no one as pretty as you

‘This is why it’s a good thing that Phil didn’t win The Weakest Link.’ ‘That’s still a sore topic, Dan.’

A tattoo of a rat and another tattoo of a rat

They crack each other up so much I’m done

1. PHIL, Amazing. 2017. Finding a cringy selfie on Dan’s phone. In Phil Is Not On Fire 9. [online]. 2017. [Accessed 25 November 2017]. Available from: https://youtu.be/gwrfwx1QcDQ?t=343 

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888

Halloween Twitter layouts