I'm here, I'm queer, now where's the food

@auroradragon1 Never too early to start thinking about Halloween....

Spooky girls make do...

WE SEE UR CRIME

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

hundreds, perhaps billions

@vague-magnus-archives

Oh that’s a good creature

Me looking at my empty bank account: me too

Even if ur not a “salmon fanatic” u must admit theyre a cool fish

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.

you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!

Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E.

Hamsterdam