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kindlingonfire

Should’ve went for the wizard instead

lassieposting

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

iguanamouth

flat sprite…………………………

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arukou-arukou

beesmygod

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

rylandsgrace

Wild Blue Yonder + text posts

animentality

#i didn't come here to be called out like this

bixbiboom

Oh good, my bisexual crisis has arrived!

#MY SEXUALITY #i'm just gonna pause it on ashley #and stare #critical role

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pissditching

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

daigah

Nightwing's what reaches what as DC what ☹

succubusboyfriend

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

slightmayhem

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

melon-official

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

ends-2-beginnings

Panda @mandyland viz

Homemade Cookies

osointricate

The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood

osointricate

the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth

osointricate

oh shit i forgot the king

#you did not have to come for me like this

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tempestat-ignis

like, how dare she look like this? has she no regard for the weak of heart?? i need her to do it again!! 😫

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