If you thought about it, now would be a good time to reach out - I'm looking for commissions again✨ Want art of your rare pair OTP? Looking for an intriguing portrait of your DnD character? A wilder concept you have yet to see pop up on your feed? Or more of the same cake? I'd be happy to make it all come to life!

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

also they were not lying when they said there was a massive strobe sequence during the destruction of odysseus’ ship. it was like 5 minutes of violently flashing lights. i barely saw eurylochus die because i was like “Man This Feels A Bit Risky, And I’m Not Even Photosensitive”

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

how I feel about the band Queen and their less known songs. The yearning of You Take My Breathe Away. The should be rock classic of Tie Your Mother Down. Whatever is happening in songs like Orge Battle and Innuendo. Biijou. Dead on Time. Sleeping on the Sidewalk