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May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO IN FAR FROM HOME !!!!!

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

I am actually losing my mind over this

The only good streamer on Twitch

Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

he may be gone but his kindness lives on.

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

Evening Kiss Stickers by CosmosKitty (May as well include my own too!)

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!