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I wanted to start a new piccrew tag game, I love when these go around and I think it's a good distraction from the world right now. So I found a cute one and made myself!!
You can find it [here]
No Pressure Tags: @marimayscarlett @bloody-kissez @meinewellemeinstrand @dandysnob @cannibal-of-god @davecumstaine @frauschneiderssillyrabbit @mstarajoy @sonic-counselor @morgana-lefay @to-worlds-more-beautiful @the-demi-jedi @wilhelm--fink @samshinechester @buuucky-barnes @naomullen @imsoogay @vulcanbynature and anyone else that wants to do this!! 💜
So this is as close to 'me' as I could make!
This was fun!
No pressure! @kirstycatastrophe @scream26 @thedanhammer @exospaceunicorn @curbitkirby @writingkitten @haredjarris @gothtoast @kineticsquid
Not necessarily your favorite word, it doesn’t even have to be a word you usually like ! Just a word that right now, at this moment, you look at and think “ooh what about this one”.
It can be a word you find funny, pretty, strange, scary, anything really ! You don’t need to tell me why you choose that word (though I’d love to know if you want to tell me), just give me a word !
(It’d be lovely if we made this into a chain but there’s no pressure <3)
uhhhhh sanguine? (literally the only word that popped up into my head rn but it’s prettyyy and sounds like summer to me in some inexplicable way 😌✨)
oh sure! Tagging @daydream-of-a-wallflower @silence-between-seconds @re-is-back-in-black @jaaklops @annotated-catastrophe @vintagetee13 @cherryswift13 @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @lost-in-reveriie @moonlightt444 @art-of-fools @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @addsalwayssick @miseryoforpheus @justafanbutcurious + anyone else who’d like to join in :)
ive just been learning about it and the zamzam well is where water sprung from the ground when Hajira (Ibrahims wife) called to Allah because she didnt have any water :D
I love it because it shows how soft German language, commonly known for sounding harsh can be; because it sounds as if someone is tickling you, it is joyful and sweet and just funny. [I am not a native German speaker, the word probably doesn't sound as funny when it is your own language]
indigo or genesis or whimsy, i don't discriminate lol
tagged no pressure: @heartshattering @kneelingformyloki @dumbsmartsapphic @wordie-birdie @strange-tree-thing @octaviawaterswrites and also anyone who sees this and wants to join in!
honestly I don’t know… maybe ✨chilla✨ the Swedish word for chill… you can use it for so much or a curse word like ✨men vad FAN✨ and that means what the hell… I use it a little bit to much😇
WOOPS I did not have time to do this for the past like, week but I've been wanting to bc I love silly little memes like this. Tytyty @ithillia for the tag :3
Last song: All Our Bruised Bodies And The Whole Heart Shrinks by La Dispute (It makes me think about Fives and it hurts so fucking much)
Favorite colour: GREEN!! and also blue
Last movie/TV Show: TCW of course, I had a Bad Autism Time™️ and my gf put on the fucking Umbara Arc to calm me down. It worked like a charm what the fuck is wrong w me lmfaooo.
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: All of the above but spice hurts me. I do it anyway tho, mama raised a little bitch but she didn't raise a quitter lmfaoo.
Relationship status: So fuckin down bad for my girlfriend hhh
Last thing you googled: fuckjgn AO3 LMAOOO
Current obsession: clonesclonesclonesclones forever. I haven't had a special interest/hyperfixation this deep since I was like 12-14 so like this is one of the most important things in my life tbh. Specifically like thinking about how their culture would work, and their solidarity, internal conflicts, shared trauma and how that would relate to those things. Their ideas about personal and cultural identity and how that would vary individually. Things like how their upbringing must have felt, how that affected them and who they became later in life, the things they're taught vs what they truly come to believe once they're out on the field, the psychological effects of O66 on the clones who survived and the devastating impact it must have had- Bro stop me or I'll keep going forever like. I'm in deep and tbh? I wouldn't change it for the world.
NPT: LMFAO bold of this title to assume that I know 9 people on this site, or am brave enough to tag ppl I haven't talked to often fhsjdmksmf SO if you see this consider yourself tagged. Yes, You. idc if we've never talked It's probably bc I'm too baby, so (unless u don't feel like it) do it 👀 also @mamuzzy and @whatislifewithoutangst if y'all haven't already and wanna do this here u go!
Oh man, hey hon, didn't realize I had this for so long woops!
Last song: Je te laiserrai de mots
Favorite colour: purple’s the first thing comes to my mind but I’m not sure if it’s my favorite
Last movie/TV Show: Encanto! I watched it with my baby sister <3
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Spicy! But sweet is a very close second
Relationship status: singles!
Last thing you googled: what time is iftar in <REDACTED> 31st of march, 2024
Current obsession: HAMILTOOOOOON
@lunarifie @cant-get-worse-than-this @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @wandermit @bogbutteronmycroissant and whoever I haven't tagged but would like to join in regardless!
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Hi guys...I might lose people and followers for this...but...I want with all of my heart to do the right thing and to lead with caution.
First off, I joined the Loki world not to be involved in drama, but to be thirsty and be creative in my writing, make friends, and have fun and relax with a personal hobby.
I didn't get into this fandom to be in a bullying war.
There has been drama recently...but, I just want to make my case.
First off, I am not here to be judge and jury. I am not here to say who is right and who is wrong. I am not here to say who is bad and who is good. I have no evidence of who said what or said what, or did what. But I want to approach this subject with as much humanity and empathy as well as accountability as I can while being as neutral as I can be. I am not here to point fingers or say so and so is bad and so and so is good. I am also aware that people on tumblr are human and people on tumblr aren't always right. Perspective and opinion is incredibly subjective, and everyone makes flaws and mistakes and has bad takes and screws up and says or does the wrong thing here. But, that being said...
This is concerning lady-0f-mischeif.
I have no idea of every little fact that is going on with lady-0f-mischief.
But on Saturday, 3/16, this event was first brought to my attention and made into my personal realm where I was asked to be involved when lady-0f-mischeif first contacted me. We haven't spoken or interacted before. I had no idea what was going on before this date.
I have heard stories from both sides. But...the matter of the fact is...
Please report this blog.
If you have an issue with another blog or user here, please just block, report if you need to, and move on. And that's it. Don't do literally anything else.
It's that simple. It's basic human decency. Don't send hate anons, don't send hateful or attack in comments, don't send threats, for the sake of arguments on lady-0f-mischeif's side, don't try and find anyone's personal social media accounts on other platforms and send hate messages or stalk their family's accounts, and don't create entire blogs to hate on one certain blog user on this app. This isn't any different then in the Facebook world where high school and college people create whole pages to bully and insult one certain person.
Also, let's say for the sake of an argument, that lady-0f-mischeif started it herself to "cry wolf", if the other side is correct. Okay, then just report it, block it, and move on! Besides, I would rather believe it is genuinely a blog to target someone and be proven wrong than the other way around.
I think we need to remember the sweet boy who started it all, our man Tom Hiddleston, and try to do and say things that would make him proud. He wouldn't want us bullying or belittling each other. He would want us to be empathetic and kind. I mean, of course, set boundaries and be assertive, but don't turn into a jerk. It's what he would do.
But...I have to tell you one other thing.
tw: suicide mention.
On Saturday, March 23rd, lady-0f-mischeif messaged me they were thinking of and had the motivation to kill themselves.
I had to contact the emergency services in my country at once. I was trembling and sobbing. I have personally lost one of my dear friends to suicide. He messaged me the week before he did it. I didn't reply because I got distracted by other things...and then he did it. And the grief of him and my guilt over not being able to help him haunt me to this day. My own father was suicidal at one point when I was a baby and had he not reached out and gotten help, I wouldn't have him today. I encouraged them to go get help and fortunately, I know they found a crisis center and got help.
If I hear any threats of harm, to oneself or to another, I will take it 110% seriously and I will do everything in my power to make sure the emergency or crisis people are contacted and that someone receives assistance.
No matter who you think or believe of who said what or did what, no matter who you think is targeting who- this whole thing is not worth a human person's life.
If you have issues with anyone here, just block, report someone, and move on. We shouldn't make the one app we can use to chill, share art, be silly, and have fun in an unsafe place for anyone and I mean, ANYONE.
Thank you.
RAINN (US): online chat and phone (1-800-656-4673)
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US): online chat and phone (1-800-273-8255)
Crisis Text Line (US, CA, UK, Ireland): text message (HOME to 741741) and certain messenger apps
National Domestic Violence Hotline (US): text message (START to 88788), online chat, phone (1-800-799-7233)
"Also, let's say for the sake of an argument, that lady-0f-mischeif started it herself to "cry wolf", if the other side is correct. Okay, then just report it, block it, and move on! Besides, I would rather believe it is genuinely a blog to target someone and be proven wrong than the other way around."
I guess if I made the account to “cry wolf” for attention then I also hacked Fang-Venkas account and posted as her 🤡 the proof is in the actions. I’m not that bad guy here, I am not the bully. Because bullies behave the way Fang and LokiHiddleston( Lorraine) are acting. Victims of bullies block them, as I did back on MARCH 3rd when these two awful people decided to attack me.
You’re having a sick day and Johnathan is there to keep you company and nurse you back to health.
Warnings: mentions of v*mit, I know some people have a bad phobia so I feel this warning is very necessary to be kind to them.
The alarm blared on the bedside table and as you rolled to silence it the unmistakable feeling of illness washed over you "Fucking great" you sighed. It had been a long time since you'd been sick, but there was no denying that you were. You could barely wake up, your body felt heavy, just the action of standing up nearly knocked you on your ass "I don't have time for this" you grumbled while shuffling to the bathroom.
As you dressed an uneasy feeling began to rise inside of you until you eventually retched in the sink "Fuck..." you couldn't really afford to be sick as stupid as that sounded, hours were already cut as it was and you needed to be at work. That was only half of it, people needed you in your personal life too, there was no time to be sick, they wouldn't wait. You continued to dress and prepare for work, perhaps it was stress or even a random bout of reflux, you'd be fine.
You didn't feel fine though as you made your way out the kitchen for coffee. Breakfast was a piece of toast that didn't settle well and some medicine you hoped might help and off you went after brushing your teeth. The hour drive into work was grueling, traffic was congested and you were fighting to stay awake as you finally pulled into your spot and headed inside. Your boss was in a less than joyful mood, scolding you for another's poor performance the day prior but you shrugged it off and got to your tasks. Each movement made feel like you'd run a marathon, you felt breathless and tired as well as nauseous and warm. You didn't last long before stating you were too ill to perform properly and headed home.
Your cell rings during the drive, the screen stating it's your boyfriend "Well hello Mr. Pine" you tease him.
"Shouldn't you be at work? I didn't expect you to answer" he replies surprised to hear you.
"Yeah I'm sick, I couldn't do it so I left early" you reveal to him.
"Oh I'm sorry darling, do you want me to not come over tonight?" he asks.
"I don't know, I'll keep you updated" you answer honestly. After a short chat you hang up and sigh, you were going to miss him if he didn't visit.
Then two of you met a few months ago, Johnathan had helped you when your car wouldn't start in the market parking lot. The two of you flirted a bit while he powered up your battery with his car and before he let you go he'd asked for your number and a date which you were more than happy to give considering how obscenely handsome he was. He stood at 6 feet with reddish brown hair, blue eyes and the sharpest jawline you'd ever seen. His body was fit and he had a gorgeous accent, he mentioned he'd been a British marine once upon a time. You liked him, he made you feel safe and happy.
After the drive home seemed to take forever, you finally made it and couldn't wait to collapse into your bed. You walked into the house and heard a noise from down the hall "Oh great, I'm gonna get murdered and they're gonna find me covered in my own puke" you groan.
"Well I wasn't planning on murdering you but if I do, I promise to clean your vomit first" Johnathan teases.
"Oh it's you! You didn't have to come here babe" you reply happily.
"I wanted to, my favorite girl is sick and I'm supposed to stay away?" he argues.
"Favorite? I thought I was your only girl?" you giggle.
"You are but you're also my favorite, come on, let's get you into bed" Johnathan insists scooping you up and carrying you off to bed.
“What were you doing here?” you ask him as he carries you.
“Making you some tea, and later after you’ve rested I’ll make you some soup” he explains to you.
“You’re so sweet Johnathan” you hum hugging him tightly.
He pulls the covers on your bed back and sets you down gently before tucking you in and kissing your forehead “I know why you’re sick and I don’t like it” he says sternly.
“W-what?” you were genuinely confused by his scolding.
“You’ve spread yourself too thin and run yourself into the ground never taking time for you to recharge or just relax” he continues on for a moment.
“Ok, ok, I understand and I’m sorry” you offer.
“I love you, I care is all. I’ll be right back” Johnathan leaves for a moment and returns with a small tea cup “Here, drink your tea” he insists.
“Will you stay here with me? I sleep better with you here” you ask him.
“Of course I will” Johnathan gives you a soft and sweet smile. He crawls into bed and snuggles close to you holding you in his arms tightly. Your eyelids felt like lead suddenly and you realized how burnt out you really were, you were so used to taking care of everyone else and yourself that you didn’t realize how nice it was to have someone care for you like this. Johnathan may very well have been the best thing to ever happen to you, even if he did live a secret life he thought you didn’t know about…
Loki is professor at a university and in need of an assistant to keep up with his growing work load, but there’s a catch, they have to keep a secret.
Loki x Fem!Reader
Warnings: None for this chapter.
The cold breeze had you pulling your coat tighter around you "This is the place" you mutter to yourself. The house you'd arrived at was sizable and beautiful, dozens of flowers covered the front and grew up one wall, vines on another wall, all lush and green. Three stone steps lead to a large oak door with a stained glass ornamental window and gold accents. You didn't know much about the owner, only that you'd answered a want ad for an assistant and ended up here a few weeks later. Now your hand shook as you raised it to ring the bell and wait for and answer, it came in the form of an annoyed looking woman answering the door "Hi, I'm here about the assistant job" you chirp.
"Come in" the woman sighs closing the door with a heavy thud behind you "Sir, your 2:30 is here" she hollers into an office "Wait here, don't touch anything and don't move" to woman snaps.
You immediately regretted your decision based on her poor attitude and a pit grew in your stomach "Diane that is no way to speak to a guest" a man's voice hums. When you turned in the direction it came from there in the doorway of the office was Loki Laufeyson wearing a black cashmere sweater, blue jeans, and a smile.
"Holy shit" you mutter receiving an amused chuckle from him.
"Oh that's lovely, such professionalism" Diane mocks.
"Diane, why don't you grab us some tea dear?" Loki requests never breaking eye contact with you "Come on in" he motions stepping out of the way.
You enter the room adorned with wall to wall bookshelves, leather seating and a large cherrywood desk, most likely a study you think. Loki takes a seat in one of large leather armchairs and watches intently as you sink into the other "Pardon my candor earlier, I was just in shock is all" you offer.
"It's quite alright, I understand, I wasn't who you were expecting" he smiles.
"Absolutely not, I never expected to be the God of Mischief's assistant" you chuckle.
"Right so about that" he shifts in the chair "You will be assisting me, with various projects and tasks, but there is one other thing" he continues.
"I'm not an escort" you clarify.
"What? No, I don't mean like that" Loki laughs.
"So what is it then?" you ask.
"I have a daughter, I need help looking after her when I am busy" he explains.
Your jaw drops open, almost to the floor at Loki's confession "You have a daughter?" you ask.
"Yes, I keep her hidden for her protection, can you imagine what they'd do with Loki Laufeyson's daughter?" he asks.
"Lokidottir" you mumble.
"Yes, that's right" Loki confirms.
"You need a nanny then?" you ask him.
"No I need an assistant who can keep a secret and is good with kids" he clarifies.
"I'm not around them much, I don't really care for them, not very maternal" you reply honestly "I'm sorry I wasted your time but I promise not tell your secret" you gather your belongings to leave.
"Please.." Loki begs "You were the only one who passed my tests" he reveals.
"Yeah those were super weird by the way" you comment.
"And yet you still came here" he smiles.
"Because I'm stupid" you quip.
Loki is about to answer when Diane returns with the tea Loki had requested "Leaving so soon? I told you so sir" she says to Loki.
"That's quite enough, thank you" Loki scolds.
"And I really don't like her, so again I'm sorry I wasted your time" you offer.
"She means well, she's cared for us since my wife died" Loki explains.
"I'm sorry I just don't—" another interruption.
"Daddy! Look I made this" a little girl rushes in and straight toward Loki, she has auburn hair and his green eyes.
"Oh isn't that pretty" Loki coos admiring the beaded bracelet she holds.
"It's for you" she states. Loki holds his arm out exposing his left wrist for her to tie the bracelet on it "There's green beads, that's you, the yellow beads are momma cause you always say she was your sunshine, the sparkly beads are me and the hearts are cause you love us so much!" she explains to him.
"I do love you princess, and I love this too" Loki says softly while kissing her head "Daddy is actually in a meeting right now angel, why don't you go ask Diane for a snack?" he suggests. The little girl slides off Loki's lap and rushes out of the room as quickly as she entered "I understand what I'm asking you is a lot" Loki begins while preparing himself a cup of tea "But you're the only candidate, my daughter is everything to me and I did not take any step of this process lightly" he explains.
"What is her name?" you interject.
"Pardon?" Loki asks.
"Your daughter, what is her name?" you repeat.
"Elori" Loki answers.
"I assume you'd like me to live here with you?" you ask.
"No, it's not a requirement" Loki confirms "Are you considering the position?" he tilts his head.
"Maybe" you reply nonchalantly glancing around the office "Why do you need an assistant?" you ask.
"I am a professor of mythology at the university" he starts.
"I know" you nod.
"Well as you can imagine I have quite the class load" Loki sips his tea, the cup looks so tiny and fragile in his large hand.
"Unsurprising" you comment.
"Yes well I struggle to keep up, even a god can't make grading papers go any faster, and there's the syllabus, the research I conduct" you interrupt again.
"What could you possibly need to research about mythology?" you chuckle "Well darling, teaching trends, learning styles, techniques, technology, student backgrounds, I like to know my students, and I've also taken on Classic Literature this year" Loki states.
"Oh, sorry" you offer.
Loki watches you intently as you explore his office, you don't dare touch anything though. His eyes seem to be burning through you making you a bit nervous "Let me show you the property" Loki offers as he sets his tea down, the cup softly clinking the saucer as he does "It's not much, but it is where you'll spend most of the day" he explains.
"I can't wait to see what you classify as 'not much' honestly" you scoff.
"It must be exhausting" Loki comments exiting the office.
"What?" you ask.
"Carrying all that contempt around all the time" he replies.
"Excuse me?" to say you're offended would be an understatement at this point.
"I get it, life was tough growing up, you never had much and the little you did have you had to fight for and now here I am, this spoiled prince and why should you think I understand right?" he chuckles.
"No, I don't think you're a spoiled prince" you insist.
"No? But you definitely think I'm a rich prick" he winks.
"I never said that" you argue.
"Not out loud" he replies leading you through a corridor.
"What my face said it for me? Is that it?" you inquire.
"No, you said it before Diane brought you in the office, I believe your exact words were 'Who is this guy? Some rich prick I bet' weren't they?" he smirks.
"Oh.... Oh my god you can hear people's thoughts? I thought that was a myth?!" your stomach drops and your cheeks begin to burn.
"And who do you think started that rumor?" Loki gives you a mischievous smile "Couldn't have people knowing I could hear them thinking, where's the fun in that?" he laughs.
When you finally stop Loki opens two glass French doors into a lush back garden and across the way sits a small guesthouse, it seems to be about the size of a small cottage maybe one room inside "This is the back garden, everything to treeline is my property, that's the guest house just there, it's empty" Loki explains turning to walk into another room "This is the lounge, the kitchen is that way, up the stairs are the bedrooms, down around that wall to the left is a half bath, you saw my office already and then there is a basement, nothing much but laundry, storage and a quiet place for me to hide down there" he finishes.
"When do I start?" you ask.
"As soon as you'd like" Loki replies.
"Monday?" you suggest.
"Monday is fine. I'll see you at 2, that's when I finish with classes and get home" Loki agrees walking you to the front door "And y/n, do try to lighten up, you don't want to turn into Diane now do you?" he teases.
"No, I absolutely do not" you agree stepping out onto the porch "I'll see you Monday Mr. Laufeyson" you nod.
"Yuck, just call me Loki darling" he smiles.
"See you Monday Loki" you correct yourself.
"Monday. Get home safe" Loki smiles closing the door lightly.
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Are you sure this is your first time? You hear Loki ask as he moved his Hand down your panties.
Taking a deep breath - Yes .. you answered - your heart beating fast - aroused
I .. I ... prepared myself mentally for this moment ...I also read a lot about it.. - you tried to explain a bit embarrassed
So .. My Love,you are not afraid or nervous? Loki questioned in a soft Tone
Noo ..mmh.. I .. I trust you.. I love you... you confessed
He smiled content with your answer
Darling, so wet already for me ? Loki teased before using your Wetness as natural lube to use on your clit
Loookii - you moaned breathing heavily mhhm ..that feels soo good
Darling,if you like it that much, we can go all night - he teased smirking
Mhm Loki.. I need you.. I need more.. was all he needed to hear before carefully inserting a Finger then another - thrusting deeper and deeper making you gasp and a moaning mess - making your legs tremble and shake - aaahh aaaahh.."that was intense "- your first ever Orgasm - it felt for a moment almost too much
Turned on even more by the sight of you he kissed you hard - sucking and massing your Tongue
"Darling, if you really want to do this , take off your panties and spread your legs wide for me " he commanded
Obeying him you lay there in his Huge Bed naked - a bit nervous but ready for him
"I will be gentle,I promise" Loki comforted as he used a solid amount of lube on you - rubbing his Cock playfully between your folds before sliding it in slowly - for a moment you winced feeling a sharp pain and got tears in your eyes " relax , Darling" is all you heard before he spread your legs further apart to get easier access to get deeper inside
Wiping your tear away he started moving - the more he moved the less it hurt and pleasure took over - starting to moan again
Loki .....it feels....soo good . .I think I am soo Close .. - you stuttered
"Good ...Then cum for me,my Love"
Satisfied and exhausted you laid there watching him - thinking how sexy he is
Loki kissed your Cheek and kept praising you telling you "You did so well,my Dear"
Yayyyyy I really do love doing these kinds of things like it reminds me of myspace and the beginnings of social media! Thank you for tagging me @trulydesperate!
Last song: Run BTS - BTS
Currently the BTS song I'm hyper fixating on. It comes on i play it at least 2 - 3 times after that
Currently reading: Right now I'm reading Spy X Family from the beginning. I caught up with Jujitsu Kaisen and Chainsaw Man so I'm reading the chapters as the come on the Shonen Jump app. Best 2.99 a month I've spent.
Other than that fanfiction on this silly app written by amazing people ^_^
Currently watching: I am ALMOST done with Bleach. I'm on episode 325 out of 366 of the original run. I think before I go into the Thousand-Year Blood War I'm going take an anime break and watch Supernatural. It's my nieces favorite show and I never watched it before.
Current obsession: Loki has been taking up a lot of space in my brain as of late hehe ^_~.
Tagging: @lokisjoyfulgoddess @ladythornofrivia @moonlitchaoticneutral @yummygender @chantsdemarins and anyone else who wants to do this.
Thank you so much for the tag @Icolumbia1988 ! I actually really like sharing and learning about my mutuals I’m excited to do this!!
Last Song: All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers
Honestly just been binging The Killers in general as of late, classic.
Currently Reading: Anything I can get my hands on by the amazing Neil Gaiman! At this moment re-reading Neverwhere AGAIN lol.
Currently Watching: I don’t watch a lot of actual current TV. Usually its on for background noise while I draw or write and it’s playing Bobs Burgers, Supernatural or a true crime documentary.
Current Obsession: My always obsession is Loki, has been since 2011 and I don’t think his hold on me will loosen anytime soon lol. I’m also extremely obsessed with the itty bitty Funk Pops, they’re too cute!!
@berrymischief @animnerd @corneliacl1 and anyone else who may want to participate!!
Thank you so much for the tag, @lokisjoyfulgoddess 💚
Last Song: Arctic Monkeys – Mad Sounds
I love its peaceful sound and it calms me down :)
Currently Reading: I just started reading Good Omens! I've already watched the series, but I think it's a must for me to read the book as well.
Currently Watching: The Office, Daria, Gravity Falls. I have a hard time starting to watch anything new, so I mostly rewatch my comfort shows lol
Btw I want to start rewatching Sherlock since it's been four years since I last watched it.
Current Obsession: On a regular basis my addiction is mcu (Loki and Tony Stark are my favorite characters) and music, I've been a huge music lover for as long as I can remember.
But I have another weird obsession - tea. I love trying new flavors of tea and have at least 20 boxes of different teas at home lol
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Yayyyyy I really do love doing these kinds of things like it reminds me of myspace and the beginnings of social media! Thank you for tagging me @trulydesperate!
Last song: Run BTS - BTS
Currently the BTS song I'm hyper fixating on. It comes on i play it at least 2 - 3 times after that
Currently reading: Right now I'm reading Spy X Family from the beginning. I caught up with Jujitsu Kaisen and Chainsaw Man so I'm reading the chapters as the come on the Shonen Jump app. Best 2.99 a month I've spent.
Other than that fanfiction on this silly app written by amazing people ^_^
Currently watching: I am ALMOST done with Bleach. I'm on episode 325 out of 366 of the original run. I think before I go into the Thousand-Year Blood War I'm going take an anime break and watch Supernatural. It's my nieces favorite show and I never watched it before.
Current obsession: Loki has been taking up a lot of space in my brain as of late hehe ^_~.
Tagging: @lokisjoyfulgoddess @ladythornofrivia @moonlitchaoticneutral @yummygender @chantsdemarins and anyone else who wants to do this.
Thank you so much for the tag @Icolumbia1988 ! I actually really like sharing and learning about my mutuals I’m excited to do this!!
Last Song: All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers
Honestly just been binging The Killers in general as of late, classic.
Currently Reading: Anything I can get my hands on by the amazing Neil Gaiman! At this moment re-reading Neverwhere AGAIN lol.
Currently Watching: I don’t watch a lot of actual current TV. Usually its on for background noise while I draw or write and it’s playing Bobs Burgers, Supernatural or a true crime documentary.
Current Obsession: My always obsession is Loki, has been since 2011 and I don’t think his hold on me will loosen anytime soon lol. I’m also extremely obsessed with the itty bitty Funk Pops, they’re too cute!!
@berrymischief @animnerd @corneliacl1 and anyone else who may want to participate!!
Thank you so much for the tag, @lokisjoyfulgoddess 💚
Last Song: Arctic Monkeys – Mad Sounds
I love its peaceful sound and it calms me down :)
Currently Reading: I just started reading Good Omens! I've already watched the series, but I think it's a must for me to read the book as well.
Currently Watching: The Office, Daria, Gravity Falls. I have a hard time starting to watch anything new, so I mostly rewatch my comfort shows lol
Btw I want to start rewatching Sherlock since it's been four years since I last watched it.
Current Obsession: On a regular basis my addiction is mcu (Loki and Tony Stark are my favorite characters) and music, I've been a huge music lover for as long as I can remember.
But I have another weird obsession - tea. I love trying new flavors of tea and have at least 20 boxes of different teas at home lol
thank you for the tag @berrymischief and @lokisjoyfulgoddess
Last Song: Rammstein - Rein raus
I like that kind of music sometimes I might not understand everything they say because I don’t understand much German.
Currently Reading: I try to finish Verity by Colleen Hoower. I think last time I read it was during summer….
Currently Watching: Game of thrones, the crown. And i keep watching Ondskan/evil. from the beginning was it an autobiographical book from 1981. Then a movie that came out 2003. And 2023 came a series out. And I must say it is one of Swedens best movie and book. Horrific but good.
Current Obsession: Loki… that’s all I can say
I was joking. I have been a little obsessed with grapes and ciders and cola.
Not that anyone cares cause it looks like no one is reading it, but here’s chapter 2 in the President Loki book.
Warnings: Smut. MINORS DNI. p in v, name calling, foul language. Let me know if I missed anything. 🔞🔞🔞
Master List & Chapter 1
Morning came and you woke with a stabbing headache, and worse still was the unavoidable pain between your thighs that struck you down when you tried to stand. Loki had been rough and unforgiving last night not to mention his size.
"Good morning pet" you hear Loki hum from the door.
"No, it's not" you say with a groan.
"So you're always feisty then?" He quips.
"I'm hungover, and I'm sore and I don't like mornings" you hiss.
"Ah yes, well I can take care of two of those things" he says.
"Sorry I can't make you less of a bitch" he laughs while you shoot him a glare.
Walking over to you Loki kisses you fiercely and you feel the pain in your head fade away, as he pulls away from the kiss he sucks and bites your bottom lip.
"The ride I promised will be here shortly, better get dressed" he says, his beautiful face adorned with a smirk. Fucker you thought, he knew you were naked under the sheets and he was getting off on it.
"You said you could take care of two things, the headache was only one" you say.
"I said I could take care of two of those things, I never said that I would" he clarifies, you'd love to slap that smug grin off his face.
Loki slips his hand under the sheet, leans in closer to you, and grabs your sore cunt, eliciting a gasp from you.
"I wouldn't want you to forget about me pet" he whispers as he licks and then bites your ear. Turning your head quickly catches his lips in a kiss and for how aggressive he was when he fucked, and in general really, this kiss was unusually sensual and gentle.
But it doesn't last as Loki pulls away sharply "Don't do that" he commands.
"Do what?" You ask confused.
"Catch me off guard like that, I hate it" he explains.
"It was just a kiss Loki" you huff.
"Did I fucking stutter? Because I don't think I did" He snaps.
"Ugh, you're such an asshole you know that?" You snap back storming off to get dressed.
Loki grabs your wrist "You are not my lover, you are my pet. You are here for me to play with and fuck until I tire of you, and you'll do what I say. Is that understood?" He says sternly, he almost has you frightened.
"Yes sir" you reply looking down at the floor.
"Good girl" Loki purrs as he strokes your hair.
As soon as he releases your wrist you rush to the bathroom to get dressed shutting the door behind you to lean against it trying not to break down and cry. What had you gotten yourself into you wondered, was your physical safety at risk? Or maybe your life? Now wasn't the time to dwell so you shook the thoughts away and put on your dress from last night turning to exit the bathroom and immediately run into Loki.
"I'm sorry I yelled at you pet" he says to you.
"It's fine" you mutter trying to pass him.
"Let me make it up to you" he says stroking your arm.
"It's ok, I understand I overstepped" you reply.
"Come on pet, let me make it up to you" he insists. Loki backs you into the bathroom and tosses you up on the counter unzipping his pants and pulling out his cock, you can't help but wince looking at it knowing you're already sore, but wanting more you open your legs for him.
Your legs tighten around his waist as he sinks in "Loki..." you moan.
"That's right pet, say my name" he grunts as he moves inside you. There's a mixture of pleasure and pain as he fucks you, you bury your face in his neck and bite him. "Oh... yes my pet" Loki mutters as you nip at him, he bites down on your shoulder stifling a moan. You move from his neck and begin to lick and bite his ear as he lets out a loud moan into the skin on your neck where his face is buried. Hearing him moan in response to your actions brings you closer and closer to the edge, you kiss down his neck until you find his pulse and begin to nibble. "Fuck" Loki moans loudly as he thrusts into you harder.
"Loki..." you moan loudly as your orgasm hits you, you tangle your fingers in his hair and grip him tightly, your walls tightening around his cock.
"Yes, cum for me pet" he moans filling you with his warmth.
"Thank you master" you whimper shaking against him.
Loki slides out of you and tucks himself back into his pants then he strokes your cheek "You're welcome my pet" he says with a kiss "Now be a good girl and clean up, it's time for you to go" he tells you and leaves you to slide down off the counter grab your shoes and purse and walk down the hallway to the door.
"Remember pet, one week" Loki says wrapping his arms around you and kissing your neck. "I don't want to have to come and get you" he warns.
"Yes sir" you reply as you turn to walk out the door, Loki pats your ass as you do which earns a smile from you but you don't let him see.
In his drive, a luxurious town car waits to take you back to the city. You slide in, give Loki one last look and tell the driver where to go before pulling your phone out of your purse to see multiple missed calls and texts.
BOSS: You disappeared from the party last night, we will talk about your discipline on Monday.
MANDI: Girl no one has heard from you, I hope you're ok
KATE(Sister): Apparently no one has heard from you and you disappeared from your boss's party, hope the dick was good, call me ;)
BOSS 3 MISSED CALLS
MANDI 4 MISSED CALLS
KATE 6 MISSED CALLS
You think for a moment then start typing your replies.
TO BOSS: Good morning, I am ok and did not get kidnapped or murdered, not that you care. I won't be in on Monday, I QUIT.
TO MANDI: I just got really drunk, sorry. I am ok.
TO KATE: You're a dumbass, but the dick was phenomenal ;) love ya!
Putting your phone back you lean your head back to rest a bit until it dings in your bag.
LOKI: Miss you already pet
"That dick! He had my phone" you mutter to yourself, and then smile because of his text.
TO LOKI: Miss you too.
You bite your lip and smile looking out the window as you enter the city and see a campaign banner for Loki "BeLIEve" it reads. You chuckle to yourself and your phone dings again.
KATE: Who's dick? I was kidding. I need details NOW.
TO KATE: You'd never believe me anyway.
KATE: NOW little sister!
You send her a photo of the campaign banner as you pass it.
KATE: NO FUCKING WAY!!! NO YOU DID NOT!
TO KATE: :)
KATE: You dirty slut!
TO KATE: He thought so too.
The car drops you off, you thank the driver, and just as you enter the building your phone rings.
CALL FROM KATE
"Hello darling sister" you say
"You did not fuck the Senator, stop messing with me" Kate says.
"I did fuck the Senator and I'm not messing with you." You reply
"You skank! How?!" Kate says.
"I'm not explaining to you how sex works Kate" you joke.
"You know what I mean asshole!" Kate laughs.
I was super drunk and I wanted to leave that awful party so I wandered away, and fell onto a lawn, it was Senator Laufeyson's, he invited me inside, and long story short we ended up fucking" you tell her.
"Oh my god!!" Kate exclaims.
"He's even more handsome in person" you tell her.
"He's a politician y/n" she scolds.
"Kate, he's beautiful you don't understand." You plead
"I've seen his photos, I understand, just be careful is all" Kate says.
"He calls me 'pet'" you tell her.
"That's kinky and kinda hot" Kate replies."Wait CALLS as in present tense?" She asks.
"Yes, he wants to see me again" you tell her.
"Ok for real, be careful y/n" Kate warns.
"I'm fine" you chuckle. "I've got to go though, love you" you tell her
You unlock the door to your apartment, it's a meager little studio because living in the city is a racket, and set down your purse and shoes then make your way into the bathroom for a shower, besides being a mess from falling on the ground, the remains of your sex with Loki is still between your thighs. You turn on the water and take off your dress looking in the mirror, there are bruises all over your neck and shoulders, bite marks from Loki, marks of his ownership over you. You run your fingers over them remembering how good it felt to receive them before stepping in the shower to clean up.
Once you're out you throw on jeans and a T-shirt and run to the store for some boxes, you're not going to take much, mostly just your clothes and sentimental things, the rest can stay with the apartment, a perk for the next tenant.
As you're packing up your clothes you hear a soft knock on your door. Unsure of who it could be you walk quietly to the door and slide the chain lock in place before opening the door a small crack.
In your hallway stands Loki, "Well are you going to let me in or not pet?" He asks.
You close the door remove the chain and open the door all the way for him, "It's barely been a day Loki, you gave me a week" you say.
"Oh I know, I'm not here for that" he replies.
"Then why are you here?" You ask.
"Because I missed you my pet, I was lonely" he says, he walks up behind you and kisses your neck as his hands reach up under your shirt and squeeze your breasts.
"Loki.." you say in a breathy moan "I-I'm trying to pack up my things" you say.
"Mmhmm what things?" He hums as he continues to suck on your neck.
"M-my clothes" you manage.
Loki snaps his fingers your clothes are neatly arranged in the boxes. "There all done, now stop fussing" he commands.
"Yes master" you moan, Loki undoes your jeans and slides his hand down to your core, "What a good pet, always so ready and willing for me" he says as he discovers that you are wet for him.
Loki bites your ear as he rubs you with his hand, you reach your hand behind you and grope for his cock finding it hard and ready. You grab it causing Loki to moan into the skin of your neck and unbuckle his belt then unfasten his pants to take his cock out, as you take him in your hand and begin to stroke him he lets out another moan.
"Such a good girl, you already know what I want" he growls.
"Yes master I do" you respond.
He throws you onto your table face down and yanks your pants down before thrusting into you as hard as he can. "Oh fuck...." he groans as he slides in and out, you grip the table as hard as you can as he pounds into you. One hand grips your waist as the other grabs your shoulder, his nails biting at your soft flesh.
"Oh yes.....fuck me Loki" you moan to him, he grabs your hair in his hand and lightly pulls it eliciting a moan from you.
"You like that you little slut?" He groans.
"Yes...master I do...oh" you reply in a breathy moan. He pulls your hair harder as he pounds into you faster and with more force.
"You're still so fucking tight pet" he groans.
"Loki...I need to come" you moan to him.
"Not until I say so pet" he growls lifting you up and pressing your back to his chest cupping your breasts as he fucks you. "Oh fuck..." he moans in your ear, you rock your hips back into him to get him deeper inside you. His thrusts become fast and desperate as he chases his release "Fuck pet I'm coming" he groans "Come with me" he commands as he reaches down and circles your clit with his finger.
"Oh fuck...Loki....yes" you moan as your orgasm rips through you, your knees buckle and you shake against him.
"Shit.." he mutters as you feel him spill inside you, his thrusts become sloppy and slow as he fucks you through it.
You both stand there panting for a moment before he places a kiss on your neck "Good girl" he purrs in your ear as he slides out of you.
He tucks himself back in his pants and does them back up before buckling his belt. You pull yours up and button them back up, still shaking from the force of your orgasm.
Loki reaches out and cups your face in his hand and gives you a lingering kiss "I've had a lot of pets, but I think you are going to be my favorite darling" he says to you.
"Thank you" you reply to him.
"Behave yourself, I'll come back when you're ready" he tells you as he walks out your door.
Your heart hurts when he leaves, what the fuck?! He's an asshole with a nice dick that knows how to fuck, why do you miss him so much when he's not there.
"This isn't The Taming of The Shrew y/n" you tell yourself "You're not going to magically make him fall in love with you and not be such a jerk" you keep scolding yourself as you glance at the clock and realize it's midnight, you crawl into your bed and pass out as soon as your head hits the pillow.
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