You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.

Reblog so she lives forever.

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Jonathan today is like "Ugh, there goes the stupid Count crawling down the stupid wall like a lizard again. Wish I could shoot him with a gun,"

Update: The Count is still holding my good friend captive in his cursed castle during Pride month of all times. In another time period, this would make for disastrous PR

I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

reblog to prove that Astarion is not a pug

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that