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slutdge

"make an account to-"

hotvampireadjacent

captain-price-returns

It’s very funny that Hegseth spends 100 percent of his time talking about how masculine and traditional and warrior are ethos he made the military, then his band of Real Men just speed ran a nearly unprecedented military failure

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

Bald hair

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oneheadtoanother

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

illusoryfem

mewvore

*shaking head* lets stop pretending okay. none of you really understand her like I do. *starts drawing her nine months pregnant*

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

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yallstar

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

yallstar

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

segamascott

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

originalitysquared

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

segamascott

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

#literally picked two black men who were explicitly punished more than their white male peers #both of whom are ridiculed extensively and used as basically meme shorthand for “predator”#as examples of men getting away with things #Swifties literally dont live in reality

what-even-is-thiss

My issue with the possibility of President 47 someday hypothetically dying in office would be that we would then be stuck with JD Vance who may be slightly less annoying but is ultimately far more competent and with the people currently in that administration, competence almost scares me more than incompetence

He’d also undoubtedly have more of a chance to win an election if he was incumbent rather than being a fresh name on the ticket.

Like I feel like no matter what happens either way it’s bad news. So. I’m continuing to try to not have a daily panic attack.

#i cant believe im fucking saying this #but i think this is giving Trump too little credit for how controlled his public persona is #he's definitely deteriorated now #but no republican president has had the insane cult of personality development skills Trump has #and its only his name and personality that is holding current support together #JD Vance is more likely to become the butt of 100 'couch fucking president' jokes than be meaninfully worse than Trump #he could definitely be as bad and have a shot of continuing as incumbent #but i disagree that being significantly more traditionally functional would make him a more effective republican president

what-even-is-thiss

My issue with the possibility of President 47 someday hypothetically dying in office would be that we would then be stuck with JD Vance who may be slightly less annoying but is ultimately far more competent and with the people currently in that administration, competence almost scares me more than incompetence

He’d also undoubtedly have more of a chance to win an election if he was incumbent rather than being a fresh name on the ticket.

Like I feel like no matter what happens either way it’s bad news. So. I’m continuing to try to not have a daily panic attack.

#i cant believe im fucking saying this #but i think this is giving Trump too little credit for how controlled his public persona is #he's definitely deteriorated now #but no republican president has had the insane cult of personality development skills Trump has #and its only his name and personality that is holding current support together #JD Vance is more likely to become the butt of 100 'couch fucking president' jokes than be meaninfully worse than Trump #he could definitely be as bad and have a shot of continuing as incumbent #but i disagree that being significantly more traditionally functional would make him a more effective republican president

b0tster

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humblepoet26

Do you want to practice your shibari ties on me? (flirting)

#i feel like you would only need to clarify when you *weren't* flirting for this one

what-even-is-thiss

For some reason in New Vegas you can’t gift toys to the Boomer children unless your charisma is high enough but not to worry you can raise your charisma with drugs, alcohol, and sexy underwear.

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