Fuckery Central

i will be your sword and shield

Now that im so far into my transition one of my favourite things to do is to roleplay being the protagonist of a genderbend manga. like I'll pretend I didn't do all that and it's all coming as a big shock to me and i'll act out the awkward dialogue and even throw in an "I have to find a way to swap back!" or two

it's good when a vocalist gets really nasty and weird. if you're on the mic i want it to sound like something is happening to your meat and you're scared about it

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

children are so fucking funny man

my niece is in 2nd grade and she came home crying her heart out and when we asked why she said her friend called her a "salt head" and its like the end of the world for her but its like. what does that even mean

how it feels to have perfect breasts in an outfit that doesn't show them off terribly much