Fuckery Central

walking into the Chipotle wearing an "I'm With Her" shirt and a pink pussy hat to get the magnum burrito

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

For years there was literally a giant pile of used car tires just casually sitting in one of Dallas' Black neighborhoods and the city kept refusing to come get them for so long that people started developing respiratory issues just from having to live near it. Those people will almost definitely go the rest of their lives w/ a heightened risk of developing specific cancers.

I met more <50y/o Black women who actively had, survived, or regained cancer, within a year of living in one of the poorest neighborhoods of DC, than I did the rest of my time in living in/around DC.

Estrogen has not made me vain my analytical mind just requires I look at my ass in the mirror whenever I'm in the bathroom. Yes every time. Yes I have to jiggle it a little.

In the neopussy gasping and gulping and screaming like a beached horse

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

The Dom should be praised too

i think in retrospect we were maybe a little too mean to the 'my partner and i saw you across the bar and liked your vibe' crowd. if an attractive couple said that to you it would be the best day of ur life. you would fold instantly. DONT LIE

Accidentally used the handler voice™ when talking to some friends, and the one i think is an egg later said "you should do that again"

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

like so much of what terfs do is just word games. I've even seen terfs acknowledge misogynistic patterns of oppression and abuse against trans women, and yet they maintain that it's categorically not misogyny, and thus it doesn't really matter, because we don't "count," as if the misogyny against us isn't rooted in the same things as "real" misogyny against "real" women. they're not making any kind of actual point, they're just shuffling words around

leopard eating your face? idk, you don't have the kind of face a leopard would go after. it was probably just a puma you painted spots on 🙄 who cares

it's fine for it to eat your face because you don't have Victim Essence like I do

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug