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modern day who’s on second
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

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Does anyone else remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron when he essentially became a drug lord?
Pokéball inspired nail ‘art’
cant sleep because im thinking about this tiktok

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My daughter and I played in the mud for an hour. During her bath, I used some of the water to wash my feet. She saw me cleaning up and grabbed a flannel herself to help
animation of charmander makin some pancakes
Everyone look at this
The ending is incredibly satisfying
I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE
I got my first dose of science juice
me_irl

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I’ve never been more excited about getting a needle in my arm
And I have an unfinished tattoo on my shoulder that was started in Dec 2018
happy second birthday to me and all my fellow second quarantine birthday buddies
had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times
hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!
just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock
get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos
your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.
twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you
the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.
OH MY GOD?????????
At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis
At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history
At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion
At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes
I love him so much
Reblog if you empathize with Luke
At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi
accurate.
Literally, Uncle Owen dies and Luke IMMEDIATELY gets into a bar fight (Obi-Wan beat his personal best, having lasted 25.3 minutes holding back Skywalkers this time), breaks into an Imperial facility & breaks out a prisoner, joins a gang, and destroys a space station, in, like, 3 days.

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Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu
I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny.
i have watched this so many times, there's just so many things i love about this. the frantic running towards the door, stopping and checking which direct he's facing, going through it at absolute TOP speed (true meaning of speedrun), grabbing the shoes and just fucking booking it without even putting them on, the guy in the foreground not reacting at all or not even NOTICING
WAIT WAIT WAIT I JUST WATCHED THIS WITH SOUND OH MY GODS IT’S EVEN BETTER
dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate
Good news I found the exact opposite object
yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.
It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd
thats quitter talk
ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die
My reply is no
Don’t count on it
My sources say no
Very doubtful
Outlook not so good
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Ask again later
Reply hazy try again
Concentrate and ask again
Outlook good
Most likely
Signs point to yes
As I see it, yes
Yes
You may rely on it
Without a doubt
Yes, definitely
It is decidedly so
It is certain
There ya’ go, nerds