GG EZ Nerd

cum seeking behavior

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

a while back i was roleplaying some kind of squirrel character whos signature line is Aw Nuts and its genuinely been so engrained jn my mind that i have to physically stop myself from responding "aw nuts" every time someone tells me bad news i feel so stupid

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

hey can u check something for me? *kisses you deeply with tongue and slowly pulls away our spit strands clingy to each other’s lips* do I taste like weed to you?

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i love every pixel of you my dear mutual

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits