in every universe

Sherlock & John: Being a couple part two (the not so good)

Bonus:

OH MY GOD (x)

InStyle magazine, March 2014

1) Listen to him talk about clothes. My word, but someone’s into fashion! Did we know that? I don’t think I knew that. I’d always thought of Zach as the clothes-horse/fashionista of the two (at least in his own mind—*cough* stripe problem *cough*). But check out Mr. “I Don’t Like An Overly Designed Shoulder” here. And the denim thing….I have no words. 

2) “I like the ritual of shaving,” he says. What I’m taking away from this is that suedescripture is a goddamn genius and that in another universe, “On Edge” is a reality. (And I want to go to there.)

3) Is it my imagination, or is he playing the pronoun game? He actively rejects the “what kind of woman are you looking for” question (“What kind of woman am I attracted to? Really? Can I just say I like what most human beings want?”) and then when he does answer the question he avoids feminine pronouns entirely. Instead of “when I’m kissing a woman” he says “when I’m kissing someone”; instead of “the makeup that’s on her face” he says “the makeup that’s on their face.” He did that when Ellen asked a similar question last year, too. (And, weirdly, Ellen seems to stumble over using the word “woman” when she asks the question in the first place. Seriously, check it out—it’s at about 2:50 in the video, and it’s a weird moment.)

A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.

Vulcans are not ticklish.

AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND!

WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.

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