Gift Idea: Rocks

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,

excuse me???

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

This is seven seconds of stupid, and I’ve watched it five times.  Enjoy.

every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

"boo hoo she stole the diamonds/killed a man" yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great w her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning

is this a magical girl weapon

Reblogging again to let y’all know that Jenn of Dangerous Ladies Cosplay made a freely-available printable 3D model of this axe, in case anyone wants to make one for themselves! I definitely grabbed the files myself just in case I get a hankering to have an axe to grind.

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard