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The entire Z-Team when Shroud held Beef over the side of the roof
i just think he's phenomamal
Arenāt we all
My favourite Robert and his floor time moments
HMs:

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Sad: 7/10 (just let them all be gay for eachother)
Gay: 7/10 (just let them all be gay for eachother)
Times: 7/10 (Iād have a better time if there was a throuple ending and you let them all be gay for eachother)
Mood.
Iāve peaked.
Move aside future kids and wife nothing is ever going to top this feeling.
Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat
Images are of this twitter thread from Archer Kasai, depicting beats in the 1999 film The Mummy as moments in a tabletop RPG.

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Shoutout to my therapist she tries so hard to keep up with me. I explained the concept of spell slots vs cantrips as a disability metaphor to her and she took notes. On a pad of paper. About the spellcasting mechanics of dungeons and dragons.
She was like āthis is gonna come up again Iām guessing?ā And I was like yeah probably and she said āokay hang onā and started writing. Bless
What was the metaphor OP?
I mean it wasnāt mine i got it off tumbler dot org, but there are things that you can do seemingly an unlimited number of times per day, that donāt drain on your internal resources, and that make abled people think you donāt have chronic pain or fatigue or brain fog whatever because look, sheās writing her journal or whatever, surely she must be able to also do her homework, but maybe for you journal-writing is a cantrip, whereas homework takes a spell slot. And you only get a certain number of spell slots per long rest because they drain you in a more profound way, and you need to save one for cooking dinner and you already used one to walk to the store for milk. Itās a variant on Spoon Theory for nerds.Ā
oh wow fuck thatās a good metaphor
Iāve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and iām gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.
peruse my quotes, if u want
So I recently got a wealth of new quotes to add to the list, thanks to @gayotic-stupid ! DISCLAIMER: Very few of these are from tumblr shit posts. Like my previous reblog, some of these are just cool quotes you can use in your writing or your dnd campaign. Reblog away!
āIāll do whatever you want" āThen Perishā
I thought there were no heroes left in this world
You kneel before my throne unaware it was born on lies
Take this gift, for the gods surely wonāt
God wishes he were me
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I wouldāve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
āI know youāve all heard talk of being the emperorās chosen and heroes of the Imperium, but the truth is, you are essentially nothing to this Imperium. Youāre farmers, workers, and criminals, picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man. You will be sent into battle. You will be sent often. Many of you will die, and you will die often. I do not expect you to like it, but I am asking that you accept this and make your peace with it.
My father taught me as a child that if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them.
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.
To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.
No pet is perfect, it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is.
You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my natureĀ
You cant shake the devilās hand and say youāre only kidding.
No one will know the violence it took become this gentle.
Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so itās a good thing we brought matches.
Itās not my job to pry, itās the governmentās.Ā
And lo, he did reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be barren -Yamaha 10:99
Every comment is a prayer, bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane. Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings.
People say āphaseā like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
The answer to dispair is actionĀ
EDIT: āyouāll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with youā because its fucking hilarious in context and raw as fuck without it
May I add āwhat is a god to a woman?ā āa snackā

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I tried inking some pink borealis dice in Stuart Sempleās Black 2.0 and Iām digging the results!
[ID start/ Three pictures of a DND dice set taken from different angles, they are sitting on top of a character sheet. The dice are a sparkly hot pink with black numbers.
The tags #these dice can be viewed by anyone except Anish kapoor are added underneath. /ID end]
if Anish Kapoor tries to use these dice he can only ever get a nat 1.