Flambae Hole

Whenever Flambae’s mad at him (which only happens every day) Robert will follow him around in his swivel chair on breaks. He acts completely normal about it.

“Stop spinning, I'm trying to argue!”

Robert, increasing his spinning speed everytime Flambae talks: “I’m listening. Actively.”

Will use gen z slang just to mess with Prism, because he knows she (lovingly) hates it. “Ate that up. No crumbs left. Good job, diva pop.”

There's a call recording of just her wheezing for 5 minutes.

Gives PowerPoint presentations using an Elmo or Kermit voice. whenever Coop points it out, he switches back to his usual tone.

“I don't know what you're talking about. This is just my voice. Anyway, Elmo is so proud you didn't stab anyone!”

Prank calls Sonar by using a voice impression of HIMSELF to scam him. “What a coincidence, my name is also Victor! Don't I know you from Harvard? How do you feel about vitamins?”

“Dude, that's literally what I was trying to pitch for — Ohh, you son of a bastard.”

Thought I'd post some of my Dispatch fanart might post the rest eventually 🤔

Drawn on 06.12.25

I should have done this sooner, but I made a little guide of Robert's scars! I don't think I realized just how many scars he has on his chest, and how few he has on his legs??? He needs more leg scars for sure.

driving lessons 🚗 (clean ver. under cut)

Literally every single night Im like I cant do it anymore and then my brain goes "shhh, Robert taking 12 buses to the Long Beach gateway bridge and throwing himself into the Los Angeles river, ok?"