Just a Grumpy Curmudgeon

[Video description: 2 toilets swinging from ropes. They have CRT computer monitors attached to the top. One toilet has a blue monitor and red water in the toilet bowl, the other has a red monitor and blue water. The toilets swing freely next to each other, having near misses, glancing blows, and direct hits until a collision of the backs of the monitors knocks the blue monitor off the toilet. After a cut the toilets are swinging more energetically, after a few more swings the toilet bowl with blue water smashes into the other toilet and breaks. End description.]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.