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ALL OF THIS ugh my heart
Some positivity for your day
This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.
needed to take a break from drawing so I made this tiny friend
gummy lamas
And the less talented brothers
godspeed purple llama friend
There he go
did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend Iāve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans
apparently not by your reactions SO letās talk about emilyĀ
emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that
she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lordās name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but thatās beside the pointĀ
we were friends for about two and a half years
and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.
now these jeansĀ
were not just any pair of jeansĀ
they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed themĀ
so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friendās (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive
so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car
which are my luckys
now I didnāt think anything of it and just assumed Iād done a great service here rightĀ
but flash forward three daysĀ
and she comes backĀ
and doesnāt sayĀ
anythingĀ
just hands me the jeansĀ
pivotsĀ
and walks awayĀ
so naturally Iām like??????????
so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friendās mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and thatās right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans Ā have a lovely little note on the fly
they look like this
and then you unzip them and
so thatās the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeansĀ
That is both terrible, and absolutely fucking hilarious
The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her handĀ
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behindĀ
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until heās invulnerable all over.Ā

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HEY YOU YEAH YOU
DO YOU LIKEĀ FAKE MARRIAGEĀ STORIES?
DO YOU LIKEĀ SPIES??
DO YOU LIKEĀ SMOL CHILDREN WITH PSYCHIC POWERS???
THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE I HAVE A NEW MANGA FOR YOU
MEET SPY X FAMILY
THE MAN IS AGENT TWILIGHT, A SPY WHO HAS DISCARDED EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS PAST IN OrDER TO WORK FOR THE COUNTRY OF WESTALIS IN OPPOSITION TO THE COUNTRY OF OSTANIA
KINDA COLD WAR-ISH
HE KICKS ASS, HAS ALL THE GADGETS AND CAN CREATE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-LIKE FACE-CHANGING MASKS
HEāS THE KINDA GUY YOU REALLY DONāT WANNA FUCK AROUND WITH
FOR HIS NEXT JOB HEāS GOTTA TAKE OUT A POLITICIAN WHO ONLY COMES OUT IN PUBLIC FOR HIS SONāS ELITE SCHOOL REUNIONS
AND TO INFILTRATE THAT AGENT TWILIGHT IS GONNA NEED
*DRUM THE FUCKING ROLLS*
TO ADOPT A KID!
THIS IS ANYA
SHE SMOL
SHE CUTE
SHE A RUNAWAY CHILD FROM AN UNDERGROUND EXPERIMENT THAT GAVE HER THE POWER TO READ PEOPLEāS THOUGHTS
SHE MAY HAVE HORNS, ANTENNAE OR JUST A BOW, IāM NOT SURE
SHE LEARNS TWILIGHT IS A SPY AND TRICKS HIM INTO ADOPTING HER AND THUS BEGINS THE FAKE!PARENT AND CHILD SHENANIGANS WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CUTE BONDING
CAN YOU FEEL THE DIABETES YET
BUT THE SCHOOL ALSO REQUIRES MEETINGS TO BE WITH BOTH PARENTS, SO TWILIGHT NEEDS TO FIND A WIFE
THUS ENTERS YORU BRIAR
SHEāS A 27-YEAR-OLD OFFICE WALLFLOWER
SHEāS AN ORPHAN WHO RAISED HER YOUNGER BROTHER ON HER OWN
SHE STICKS HER LEGGY UP REAL FAR
SHEāS ALSO A HITWOMAN UNDER THE CODENAMEĀ āTHORN PRINCESSā WHO ESPECIALIZES IN KILLING LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH HUGE NEEDLES AND CAN PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOUāLL THANK HER
(SHEāS STRONGER THAN TWILIGHT TOO)
WHEN SHE LIES TO HER BROTHER ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND TO GET HIM OFF HER BACK, HER BROTHER INSISTS IN MEETING THE MAN PERSONALLY AND WILL EVEN REJECT A JOB PROMOTION UNTIL THEY MEET
AND SO THESE TWO CASUALLY MEET AND WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANYA, WHO FINDS OUT YORU IS A HITWOMAN AND REALIZES HAVING A SPY AND A HITWOMAN FOR PARENTS WOULD BE ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO HELP EACH OTHERāS GOALS
TWILIGHT WILL PRETEND TO BE YORUāS BOYFRIEND TO GET HER BROTHER OFF HER BACK
YORU WILL PRETEND TO BE TWILIGHTāS WIFE SO ANYA CAN GET IN THE ELITE SCHOOL
BUT BECAUSE THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IS SO HEAVY WITH SUSPICION AND PEOPLE ARE BEING FALSELY ACCUSED TO BEING SPIES ALL THE TIME, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE-MARRY FOR REAL, JUST TO APPEAR LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE AND THROW SUSPICION OFF THEM AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SECRET JOBS
BUT JUST UNTIL THEY MEET THEIR GOALS RIGHT GUYS
THEREāS DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE ANY REAL FEELINGS DEVELOPING OR ANYTHING RIGHT GUYS
YES THAT IS A GRENADE PIN TWILIGHT USED AS A WEDDING RING GUYS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACTUAL, GREATEST THING IS? NOBODY KNOWS THE OTHER PARTYāS SECRET
TWILIGHT DOESNāT KNOW YORU IS A HITWOMAN
YORU DOESNāT KNOW TWILIGHT IS A SPY
NOBODY KNOWS ANYA IS PSYCHIC
ANYA KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT PRETENDS NOT TO SO SHE CAN HAVE A FAMILY
ITāS SUCH A STUPID, HILARIOUS CLUSTERFUCK THAT WILL BLOW UP IN GOD KNOWS WHICH WAY AND I CANāT FUCKING WAIT FOR IT
THUS FAR THEREāS TWO CHAPTERS OUT, 50 PAGES EACH. IT RELEASES ON THE MANGAPLUS APP BI-MONTHLY WHICH IS A LONG WAIT BUT OH GOD SO FUCKING WORTH IT
AND I HOPE THIS POST WILL CONVINCE MORE PEOPLE TO READ IT AND KEEP IT RUNNING FOR MANY YEARS TO COME
I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS A SUPER EXCELLENT MANGA. Thereās a whole tankoubon out right about now and I nearly busted my ass laughing at the final chapter of it. Canāt wait for the next volume.
GO READ IT, YOU GUYS.
what kind of school has giant posters of their students thatās just weird
i saw this and just kind of assumed thats how things are in america
is that not how things are in america
it is not how things are in america
Actually... my school just got one two years ago.... yeah ik itās weird
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went āsmells like assā and the commentator went ācorrectā and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like⦠bitch are you okay�
I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. sheās very sweet and going through a Breakup Moodā¢ļø after being cheated on. sheās coming over to my gf and Iās annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence
my gf thinks itās funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man
reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

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So basically I saw that gif of LoK where she chops her hair off and thoughtĀ āI bet I could rotoscope that and make her Zeldaā and then I did that. And then I made the hair way more complex because I hate myself and I love pain and suffering.Ā Ā
Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we donāt want to give it to him, but we also donāt want to get gutted in a back alley. āGive him a fake number!ā I hear you call, okay and then he says āokay let me call you real quick!ā Because they are learning. āGive them your number and then block them!ā Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they donāt have real info on you.
Go forth and donāt get murdered, ladies!
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