Hello?

the excitable hog

speedpaint here

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Tumblr. We had a barely functional site. We had everything we needed for a blog site, and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your porn bans and your transmisogyny! You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...