imagine youre doing a show you think its just gonna stay in canada, maybe get an american release, and now youre a torchbearer for the olympics. my head would be on mars

cannot stop rewatching the part where ilya recognizes miles and then scans the crowd like bisexual terminator

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

okay boys let’s do 400 interviews where you read the same tweets over and over again. next week we need you to record audio porn. the gay one you’ll do some photo shoots. you, other gay one, you’re needed on a podcast appearance. okay then we have our late night debuts the next day we have morning talk shows okay then you’ll present at the golden globes, sure what the hell. now you’re walking the runway in milan for fashion week okay don’t think about that too much because this weekend we will shoot you into space so your spacesuit fitting is tomorrow morning at 6am

now let’s have them be torchbearers at the winter olympics. sure.

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ