PSYCH SENTENCE STARTERS ย โ ย quotes pulled from season four of the usa series. feel free to make alternations.
you lookโฆ normal and stuffโฆ
please! i havenโt snuck into your apartment for weeks. which reminds me, youโre all out of peanut butter.
i have a secret girlfriend.
oh, let me guess, relationship trouble?ย ย
if you think iโโm sick, you ainโt seen nothing yet.
donโt leave, [name]. you will regret it.
youโre just jealous of his hair.
what are you trying to say, [name]?
i donโt lose things. i place things in locations which later elude me.
sorry, [name], no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.
thatโs the most disgusting thing iโve ever heard.
do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?
fishing is one of my top five skills, right behind profiling and ski ball.
the thing is, i have something big to tell you.
i need you to know thatโฆ i love you.
you make me laugh and you make me feel like iโm a little bit crazy.
whatโre you wearing, ankle weights?
this conversation will only end badly.
iโm just not cut out for this.
[name], you randy little spaniel!
dude, i demand to know whatโs going on with you.
i realized, in life, we never have as much time as i think we do.
put down the finger guns.
make no mistake, this is definitely your fault.
iโm out of here. iโm calling a cab.
how much have you had to drink?
all romance ends in despair. or death. but mostly despair. gut-wrenching despair.
you have a tendency to scare my girlfriends away.
whatโs with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?
get your socks ready, [name], โcause Iโm about to knock them off.
i think i broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.
you donโt like [name] dating somebody.
weโve known each other forever and thereโs absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
sure you donโt want to tag along?
iโm both relieved and offended at the same time.
the doctors say i have a severe concussion, but i fine feel.
you have two peeps, and one of them is made out of marshmellow.
what happened between you guys?
a lot of people want to kill me. i take great pride in that.
thatโs a negativo on the sundaes, buddy.
i can make a straw wrapper crawl like a worm.