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one of the best feelings tbh

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eleilinnrallin

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

kimberlychapman

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

floof-ghostie

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

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fancycake

one must imagine sisyphus fucking the boulder

followthebluebell

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

thebibliosphere

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

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katenepveu

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

valentinetheeviljester

Maybe lean out

valentinetheeviljester

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feed me glue

Periscope up

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

flareonfloof

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

ovur

striders

kind of a milf.

striders

none needed brother

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king-the-pathetic

Was sorta having a panic attack then I looked over at him trying to wriggle around cutely to solicit attention and it half snapped me out of it. Never underestimate the power of a cute wriggle

aromanticduck

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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