Leaf Blower Hate Blog

Imagine hobbits with deep frying technology

hobbits would fuck up a wigan kebab

we should introduce hobbits to the concept of American state fair food. deep fried sticks of butter would kill it in hobbiton

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

i appreciate that "do it scared" is something that exists as a phrase and it has personally helped me a lot. however we must understand the difference between scared as in "i'm nervous meeting new people/what if i fail" and Scared as in "i might get hatecrimed"

"do it scared" to someone nervous about trying painting for the first time is reasonable if trite, "do it scared" to someone talking about how they feel they can't exist in public without potentially getting murdered makes you sound like a massive prick.