Leaf Blower Hate Blog

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i need to draw cute girls this weekend or i may waste away and die of nothing

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

in the aviary. straight up “watching it bourst into flames” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my phoenits.

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

You're right but don't say it like that