Di niente!

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

this could be the snart of something big

tumblr on the computer is actually so transcendent i feel that very few understand this anymore... this was the way that your ancestors blogged.

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity

Trying to get out of bed is always like this

let it be known he is chilling like crazy