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Blowing a kiss and by kiss I mean a poison arrow and by blowing I mean raining from the sky by the thousands

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

brought a little something to the gun fight.. meheheheh..~

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

I think “gamers” don’t deserve Early Access, tbh

the average person's opinion can now reach media Creators with unprecedented ease and holy fuck does the average person have terrible game dev opinions

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.